This was sent to me by Brian Gentles of Canada Mortgage Direct.
50* Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35* Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won’t start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32* Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0* Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60* Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100* Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173* Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460* Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying ‘Cold eh?’
-500* Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.